tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23064579862367797882012-01-24T18:20:47.918-08:00By Josh ThomasJosh Thomashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09130026541205082458noreply@blogger.comBlogger151100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2306457986236779788.post-4090380768337853862010-02-11T22:10:00.000-08:002010-02-11T22:13:16.967-08:00

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Hello! Hi!I have some shows coming up and thought I should fill you in on the details.MELBOURNEI have 2 shows in Melbourne this week 'Things That I Have Said Before'This show is a mix of my last three show. I am recording it to put on iTunes (hopefully). This is a good show to come to if you've never seen me live before. Details:'Things That I have Said Before'Lithuanian club. 44 Errol street,

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Dear Qantas,I am writing this to fill in some time while I am on hold for your 'Found Services' department in Melbourne.'Welcome to Qantas found property, Melbourne Airport. This office is open Monday to Friday.9:30am to 2:30pm and is closed weekends and Public Holidays. If you have left personal items on a Qantas aircraft or in a Qantas terminal, and are calling within these hours please stay on

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At the moment i am in New York, it is 5 am I woke up at 3am because the heater is broken. I thought it would be good to blog my favorite dinner-party recipe at the moment.KICK-ASS MOTHER-FUCKING NACHOSYou need to make Chilli, Tomato Salsa, Guacamole, sour cream (well... you can buy sour cream) and get some unsalted/unflavoured corn chopsChilli Con CarneChilli Con Carne is like the easiest thing

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Hey sorry I know there are supposed to be more pics up to go with the podcast but our internet is lame. I will try again soon

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I left the apartment yesterday thinking I might have been a bit hard of Geel. (I wrote that blog at 6am, jetlagged) I had breakfast at the hotel, The hotel is ridiculously nice. It is some kind of old manor, I am pretty sure it has a kind of moat around it. Maybe it is just a creek. There is a little chicken pen and archways with vines on them. Breakfast was really great.(note: I know that

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I haven’t seen any retards yet. I have seen lots of shops selling adult diapers but no retards. It turns out that Geel has a population of 35 000. It has a massive psychiatric hospital, around 1000 patients (we drove past it. It is about the size of a University) and around 60% of them live in the home. Apparently that is a very good percent and people come from around the world to be cared for

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I am going overseas for 10 days and will write a daily-ish Diary of my time here. This is part 1I am currently on my way to Belgium to do a show. I don’t know anything about Belgium. I know they speak a variety of languages, none of them are English and I know they make good chocolate. I am fairly sure the capital is Brussels because that is what is says on my boarding pass. Specifically I am

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This was originally published in Girlfriend magazine. It appears here unedited.Lots of things make me feel awkward. Swimming carnivals makes me feel awkward. Once, when I was a kid, my brother dared me to ask mum what a tampon is. That made me feel very, very awkward. Leaving class to go to the toilet, doing a poo and returning knowing full well that everyone knows you took too much time to go

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An Unremarkable Diary: ObituaryIn writing class today we had to write our own obituary, I am not sure I followed the task like I was supposed to but here it is:By the time Josh reached his mid-twenties he had achieved mild fame for being incredibly mediocre at life. Then, seemingly overnight he transformed into an aussie hero. Born in Blackwater but spending his entire childhood in Brisbane, he

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Today was my first day home in a while. The house felt weird, it took me a while to figure out what was different. Then I remembered my dog 'Metoo' had been put down while I was away.It is such a sad story, his life. as a puppy he was abused by his owners, they used to tie him to the clothes line and ride around him on motor cycles.He was taken by the RSPCA and then adopted by my friend Tom's

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