Hello! Hi!
I have some shows coming up and thought I should fill you in on the details.
MELBOURNE
I have 2 shows in Melbourne this week
'Things That I Have Said Before'
This show is a mix of my last three show. I am recording it to put on iTunes (hopefully). This is a good show to come to if you've never seen me live before.
Details:
'Things That I have Said Before'
Lithuanian club. 44 Errol street, North Melbourne.
8:45pm. Tues 6th till Sat the 10th October.
All ages, but with adult content.
Conc: $20. Adult: $23
www.melbournefringe.com.au
'The Josh Thomas Variety Hour' (Melbourne)
This is basically a chat show, I have been doing them in Brisbane and they are usually super fun. My guest this week is Shaun Micallef. Plus Mel Buttle (from the podcast) and my dog John will be there. OMG!
Details:
'Josh Thomas Variety Hour'
The Trades Hall 'New Ballroom'
11pm (hardcore) Friday the 9th October.
All ages, but with adult content.
All tickets $20
www.bellaunion.com.au
PERTH!
'More Josh Than You Can Handle!'
This just a straight stand-up show with funny stories and stuff. Great!
Details:
Octagon Theatre.
Friday 23 October @ 7pm. Saturday 24th October @ 5pm and 7pm.
All ages, but with adult content.
Concession $26, Adult $28.
http://www.bocsticketing.com.au/events/josh_thomas.shtml
SYDNEY!
'Things That I have Said Before'
This is a mix of my favorite anecdotes from my last 3 shows.
Details:
Sydney Comedy Store
Tue- Sat. 7:30pm. 27 - 7 November.
All ages welcome but if you are under 18 you will need a guardian. (someone with you that is over 18.) If you are under 18 you will need to call to book on 02 9357 1419.
Adult $22, Conc $18. Preview night $15.
www.comedystore.com.au
That is everything! Sorry it was a little drab, thanks for having a look.
I love you
-Josh
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
Sunday, July 12, 2009
SIGH
Dear Qantas,
I am writing this to fill in some time while I am on hold for your 'Found Services' department in Melbourne.
'Welcome to Qantas found property, Melbourne Airport. This office is open Monday to Friday.9:30am to 2:30pm and is closed weekends and Public Holidays. If you have left personal items on a Qantas aircraft or in a Qantas terminal, and are calling within these hours please stay on the line and your call will be answered in turn.'
I have learnt that off-by-heart because I have heard it every 2 minutes for the last 53 minutes.
I left my iPhone in the Qantas Club lounge last week. (The lounge dedicated to customers that are loyal to Qantas, you know the one?) When I landed in Brisbane I tried to check if it was picked up but of course 'This office is open Monday to Friday, 9:30am to 2:30pm and is closed weekends and public holidays' so I've had to wait 3 days to check.
oh! they are playing it again!:
'Welcome to Qantas found property, Melbourne Airport. This office is open Monday to Friday.9:30am to 2:30pm and is closed weekends and Public Holidays. If have left personal items on a Qantas aircraft or in a Qantas terminal, and are calling within these hours please stay on the line and your call will be answered in turn.'
Whilst I appreciate that I am a stupid dope for leaving my iPhone behind, I find your reaction quite puzzling. I have been assured by Qantas staff in Brisbane that if you find my phone, and if you bother opening the office and answering the phone to tell me, that you won't put it on one of the many planes you have flying to Brisbane and that I will have to send a courier. Because actually putting effort into
Oh it's playing again!
'Welcome to Qantas found property, Melbourne Airport. This office is open Monday to Friday.9:30am to 2:30pm and is closed weekends and Public Holidays. If you have left personal items on a Qantas aircraft or in a Qantas terminal, and are calling within these hours please stay on the line and your call will be answered in turn.'
as I was saying. Actually putting effort into helping a customer out in a time of a need would be too much to ask.
I sincerely hope you haven't sold my iPhone on Ebay and used the money to buy some new oxygen tanks.
Also, while I am here. You need to re-fill the cake tins at the qantas club more regularly. I like cake.
-Josh Thomas
And again!
'Welcome to Qantas found property, Melbourne Airport. This office is open Monday to Friday.9:30am to 2:30pm and is closed weekends and Public Holidays. If you have left personal items on a Qantas aircraft or in a Qantas terminal, and are calling within these hours please stay on the line and your call will be answered in turn.'
It's been 65 minutes now
I am writing this to fill in some time while I am on hold for your 'Found Services' department in Melbourne.
'Welcome to Qantas found property, Melbourne Airport. This office is open Monday to Friday.9:30am to 2:30pm and is closed weekends and Public Holidays. If you have left personal items on a Qantas aircraft or in a Qantas terminal, and are calling within these hours please stay on the line and your call will be answered in turn.'
I have learnt that off-by-heart because I have heard it every 2 minutes for the last 53 minutes.
I left my iPhone in the Qantas Club lounge last week. (The lounge dedicated to customers that are loyal to Qantas, you know the one?) When I landed in Brisbane I tried to check if it was picked up but of course 'This office is open Monday to Friday, 9:30am to 2:30pm and is closed weekends and public holidays' so I've had to wait 3 days to check.
oh! they are playing it again!:
'Welcome to Qantas found property, Melbourne Airport. This office is open Monday to Friday.9:30am to 2:30pm and is closed weekends and Public Holidays. If have left personal items on a Qantas aircraft or in a Qantas terminal, and are calling within these hours please stay on the line and your call will be answered in turn.'
Whilst I appreciate that I am a stupid dope for leaving my iPhone behind, I find your reaction quite puzzling. I have been assured by Qantas staff in Brisbane that if you find my phone, and if you bother opening the office and answering the phone to tell me, that you won't put it on one of the many planes you have flying to Brisbane and that I will have to send a courier. Because actually putting effort into
Oh it's playing again!
'Welcome to Qantas found property, Melbourne Airport. This office is open Monday to Friday.9:30am to 2:30pm and is closed weekends and Public Holidays. If you have left personal items on a Qantas aircraft or in a Qantas terminal, and are calling within these hours please stay on the line and your call will be answered in turn.'
as I was saying. Actually putting effort into helping a customer out in a time of a need would be too much to ask.
I sincerely hope you haven't sold my iPhone on Ebay and used the money to buy some new oxygen tanks.
Also, while I am here. You need to re-fill the cake tins at the qantas club more regularly. I like cake.
-Josh Thomas
And again!
'Welcome to Qantas found property, Melbourne Airport. This office is open Monday to Friday.9:30am to 2:30pm and is closed weekends and Public Holidays. If you have left personal items on a Qantas aircraft or in a Qantas terminal, and are calling within these hours please stay on the line and your call will be answered in turn.'
It's been 65 minutes now
Friday, January 30, 2009
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